So I decided to invest in an electric razor.
It came in cute pink packaging and aww look flowers and YAY a pleasant alternative to razor burn. Stupid sensitive skin.
The pink packaging WAS A RUSE. A CLEVER DISGUISE
BECAUSE IT WAS NOT A RAZOR
IT WAS A BUNCH OF TINY TWEEZERS THAT RAPIDLY PULL THE HAIR FROM YOUR LEGS
WHO WOULD VOLUNTARILY SUBMIT THEMSELVES TO THAT KIND OF TORTURE
THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANTED