4 notes       May 29, 2013 @ 14:26      

So I decided to invest in an electric razor.

It came in cute pink packaging and aww look flowers and YAY a pleasant alternative to razor burn. Stupid sensitive skin.

The pink packaging WAS A RUSE. A CLEVER DISGUISE

BECAUSE IT WAS NOT A RAZOR

IT WAS A BUNCH OF TINY TWEEZERS THAT RAPIDLY PULL THE HAIR FROM YOUR LEGS

WHO WOULD VOLUNTARILY SUBMIT THEMSELVES TO THAT KIND OF TORTURE

THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WANTED

#my legs are ON FIRE #good thing this motherfucker is under warranty
  1. team-moonchild said: Was it an epilator? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ep…
  2. brenda-hotschaftvonhugenstein said: Oh gawd imagine what would happen if you used that for your armpits…
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